The White Lotus
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We had to say farewell to our sole holdover from season one: Jennifer Coolidges Tanya McQuoid.
But since this isThe White Lotus, her death was, of course, anything but straightforward.
Such big plans, in fact, that he asks his father for 50,000 euros to give her.
So it wasnt for the hat?
Ethan asks, referring to Harpers original excuse for coming up to the room.
No, it wasnt for the hat.
Either way, one thing is for sure: Cameron tried to fuck his wife.
Finally, it ends when Ethan delivers a swift punch squarely to Camerons face and calmly exits the ocean.
His post-fight walk eventually leads him to Daphne lounging on the beach, who asks if hes doing okay.
What does that entail in Ethans case?
Well, a walk they take.
Daphne could and should start a cult.
I want to see her give spiritual advice to Oprah every week on Super Soul Sunday.
I want to read the book her ghostwriters put together after three stream-of-consciousness interviews over arugula salad.
She should run for office.
She should lead a country, for all I know!
In saying good-bye to all of our guests, Ill miss her the most.
He looks just like Greg, Tanya says, noting the uncanny resemblance.
When Portia tells her about her missing phone, Tanya finally fills her in on what she saw.
Suddenly Tanyas rose-colored glasses are shattered and it all hits her.
But when Jack returns, their call is cut short and they have to return to their respective captors.
Can you just cut the shit?
Have I been kidnapped?
Portia asks Jack outright.
She tells him that she knows something is up and confronts him about fucking his uncle.
She spots the captain in his little knit cap; maybe he can help her.
Do you know these gays?
Do you know these gays?
she urgently asks him, explaining everything and begging to be brought to shore.
But of course, he doesnt speak English, and the language barrier makes this whole conversation completely unfruitful.
Worst of all, here comes Nicolo, who Tanya is convinced is her soon-to-be assassin.
Mia excitedly tells her No.
1 fan, Bert, that she got the job as the pianist.
Did Dr. Daphnes advice and/or services actually work?
Even though the paranoia is completely warranted, its such a great emotion to watch Jennifer Coolidge play with.
It makes me mourn the never-made Mike WhiteJennifer Coolidge project,Saint Patsy.
Meanwhile, Jack has driven Portia to some creepy, abandoned locale.
Why have we stopped?
Portia asks before he gets out and lights up a cigarette.
Soon enough, the men are all pounding on Tanyas door.
Sobbing, she points the gun at the door.
They break down the door, and she begins shooting her way through the yacht.
Bloodied bodies sprawled about, she sees that a wounded Quentin is still alive.
Is Greg having an affair?
Tell me, I know you know, she asks.
Its so brilliant and classically Tanya.
What happens next is also classically Tanya.
Of course her downfall, no pun intended, would be her own doing.
Morning comes, and we see our guests one last time before checkout time.
Lucia leaves Albie, taking the money and running.
Daphne bids ourSurvivorcontestants farewell before discovering Tanyas body.
Our now-happy couples sit at their gate wrapped in each others arms.
Portia buys an elaborate disguise that somehow makes her look less insane than her real clothes.
