The Wilds
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Thats pretty evident onThe Wildswhen the line between life and the great beyond is generally stretched pretty fucking thin.
One errant mosquito bite and youre down with Dengue fever.
The creature lurks silently and snoops around until bam!
Dean and Gretchen are interviewing him, the latter of whom seems fairly confident about her interrogation tactics.
Scottie reads her almost immediately, ripping into her moldy ass interrogation techniques.
And thats how we get to hear about what he calls the boys battle fucking royale.
(And who can blame her?)
Maybe, Fatin says to Martha, the gods are mad at the girls.
Maybe, she jokes, they should perform a virgin sacrifice.
Martha is almost immediately hurt and ashamed, storming off.
I really did love it.
Speaking of wild: Seth.
That, as it turns out, is Seths Kryptonite, and the two tussle.
While Scottie is the consummate hustler, upselling Girl Scout cookies to bougie lawyers, Bo is the enabler.
His home experience is, to put it mildly, awful.
(He also, it seems, uses that fist on Bo.)
Scottie pushes Bo to the edge of his comfort level almost constantly, and Bo just takes it.
All of this leads to the episodes big conclusion, which is a three-part revelation of sorts.
He takes off for the tree with Scottie on his heels.
Bo disagrees, telling Scottie hes disappointed in him, and stalks away.
But its a TV show, so well let it slide.
Scottie makes it up onto the ledge, but Bo gets clawed.
The boys take quick action, throwing shoes and rocks at the cat and driving it away.
Bo guesses it must not have mattered, then nods off while Scottie stares coldly into the distance.
Does this mean that he thinks Bo still has food on him?
Is he still hiding food?
Is it neither of those things?
Maybe it only escalates from here.
Either way, its clear: These two boys are filled with rage, and they need an out.
This episode took place on day 14.
What fresh hell are we walking into in episode four?
I truly cannot wait to find out.
Will she be able to keep what she did a secret, or will the guilt eat her alive?
And what will happen to these girls in the two more weeks they have on the island?
Only time (and TV) will tell.
Scottie calls Gretchen out for her resting judging face, which is pretty apt.
Last episode, I learned what color wild berries are safe to eat.
This week, I learned how to remove water rings from wooden furniture.
Frankly, I learn more fromThe Wildsthan I do from most TV shows.
Do we really think Kirin got the clap from a girl at a party?
Shout out to Seth for his frank honesty about munching butt.
Thats a dude whos secure in his masculinity right there!
