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We are three episodes intoReal Housewives of Potomacand we still havent gotten their taglines.
Are taglines gone forever?
No, they are not.
Ashley: Now that Im divorced, Im grabbing life like my ex grabs cameramens butts.
Wendy: I have five wicks, four degrees, and zero idea what I am doing.
Robyn: No, Juan Dixon is not here.
And by here, I mean at the altar.
Fooled you, didnt I?
Alas, there is no way these are the actual taglines.Theyre here.
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THE CUP RUNNETH OVER:You thought thedrama at BravoConwas over, didnt you?
Well, here comes the cup that launched a thousand blog posts.
We also seeFrank Cataniaseparating Jen and trying to de-escalate things.
Was the whole cast there?
In Twitter parlance:We need Andy and a camera.
Oh, Melissa also says the whole thing kicked off because Jen gave her the stank eye.
Has she ever seen Jennifers face?
She got a resting stank eye installed when her Turkish doctor botched her latest nose job.
So, yeah, Jen threw a cup, both sides were awful.
How are we supposed to feel?
Probably thesame wayAndy Cohendidwhen he heard about the kerfuffle.
But now there is a new thing we can call the house: sold.
Keeping it in the Bravo family,Josh AltmanfromMillion Dollar Listing Los Angelesbrokered the deal.
But not so fast!
When the couplebought a new condoin L.A.s Century City, their broker was none other thanSelling SunsetsHeather El Moussa.
Daddy Andy is gonna be PPPPPIIIIIIIISSSSSSEEEEEDDDDD.
1, I dont know if I will be [asked].
1s and the only No.
2 is the one she left on the floor.
She tells King that the show, the press attention, and the public recognition made her unhinged.
Um, thats what did it?
I mean, chicken and egg, sister.
Ramona doesnt have high hopes for the series anyway.
Ive been there for a long time.
The people who theyre going to bring back are people they didnt want to renew anyway.
So now what are you gonna call it?The Loser Show?The Loser Legacy?
They say their open relationship didnt work.
Um, an open relationship means you have sex with your partnerandother people.
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We would like to welcomeAlexis Bellinos trans son Miles to the Institutes LGBTQIA+ affinity group.
His motherleft a supportive and loving message about his transition on Instagram.
I did not see this for uber-Christian Alexiss journey, but I am so happy were here.
A belated Get Well Soon toNeNe Leakess sonBrentt, whosuffered a stroke and congestive heart failureat 23.
What an awful year for this family!
Cynthia BaileyandMike Hill:divorced.
Monique SamuelsandChris Samuels:not divorced(yet).
Quick, getTinsley Mortimerto do a PSA.
Thevideo for the collectionis amazing and features all sorts of tagline-esque musings.
If She by Sheree needs a new designer, maybe they should give Patrick a call.
LOL IRL Tweet of the Week: thisingenious Halloween costume idea.
Theres apointthat I have been dying to make for three weeks now.
No, it is not about Crystals darkness, Dianas bots, or Kathy Hiltons meltdown.
It is about Kyle Richardss earrings, which look like they were drawn for some kind ofDazzlerreboot comic.
Kyle clocked in wearing full-on weapons that only the deftest of Ninja Turtles could correctly deploy.
And why on earth did it haveDora the Explorerbackpack straps in the same fabric?
Its like the official school uniform of the Barbarella Academy.
The whole thing became about the Kathy-Kyle-Rinna feud.
Many tuned in just to see how this was going to play out.
We tuned in because were fools and nothing would make us miss this.
(No, none of them is aboutJamie Lee Curtiss kinda gross cameo.)
It happened once again at the reunion.
Theyre arguing two different points, and Kyle has no interest in trying to understand Crystals.
We would have heard about it from everyone.
Okay, now for the Kathy Hilton of it all.
[Deep breath.]
(For a breakdown of all the accusations more specifically,check this out.)
I believe that Kathy Hilton had a total freakout at the club and to Lisa Rinna.
I firmly believe all of that is true.
What I do not believe is that Lisa Rinna didnt order the tequila to taunt Kathy.
I do not believe that Lisa Rinna was traumatized or abused by what Kathy was saying.
I also do not believe that Lisa Rinna has any business being in Kathy and Kyles feud.
What Kathy should have brought up was Denise Richards.
Okay, so Kathy freaked out about Kyle.
This also leaves us in a weird place when it comes to the leaks.
Both Erika and Kathy dont believe that her publicist Jack is the one who leaked the rumors about Kathy.
As she said, it was a busy club.
This crew would have stuck out, cameras or no.
Was this leaked by someone in the group?
So who was it?
What is certain is that Kyle is devastated.
It does seem like shes always the one at fault when it comes to fights with her family.
That means either she is the bad sister and cant see it or her sisters are nuts.
But Kyle knows it wont happen.
Shes been around this particular block one too many times.
Dorit is pleading with her, telling her she will help, and Kyle doesnt hear it.
She thinks of herself with her original nose at Kathys glamorous wedding to a Hilton!
somewhere in a corner trying to fit in.
She thinks of her husband and her kids and the grandkids who are certainly on the way.
She thinks of her co-stars and her friends on charity boards and Jamie Lee Curtis.
She thinks of Andy giving her the biggest hug and the fans rushing to her side.
Is she allowed to hire hot fitness instructors and contractors to remodel the house?
Whitney saw Heathers expose book deal and raised her a notarized ticket to hell.
Making out with Luke makes way more sense than dogecoin ever will.
Winter House, Season 2 Episode 3:Jessica then tells Kyle, Dont spread that around.
Sister, you said that with a microphone on while on camera.
Do you still not know how a reality show works?
Do they have these in the metaverse where you sell all of that real estate?
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Highlighting the best insight from our lovely Institute members.This one is from arecentWinter Houserecap.
LH29:I would love to have been in the pitch meeting for this show.
Pillow Craig and boneless-face Austen.
A few rando, horny, tri-state area influencers.
A wholesalers pallet of LoverBoy.Bachelor in ParadisemeetsThe Shining.
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Not today, Satan.
Not today, Neck.
Not today, Ankles.
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