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One thing to know about me is I willalwaysroot for the villain.
Now there is a new villain worth rooting for, based exclusively on her delivery of one crazed line.
The film is about two teenagers dead set ondoing revengeon each others nemesis.
They also say do revenge several times out loud,and honestly?
Big slay, mama.
Do Revengestarts out like every other teen movie.
She obliges (with her face in it!
), and of course Max leaks the video.
I know youre probably thinking,What is the line from the movie?, and Imgettingthere!
The thing is, Drea didnt leave her mean-girl baggage behind in first class when she lost her status.
She brought it with her to economy and isdesperatelytrying to make it fit when its not airline compliant!
Okay, the line is coming up.
Now, again, I love a villain.
Erica is a bitchy, country-club redhead version of Carolyn Bessette-Kennedy.
And we have rarely (if ever) seen Turner like this.
This is insane!!!!!!
Drea, I know you did this, you insufferable cunt!
You framed her!!!!!
Ericas minion, Jessica (Eliza Bennett no relation to Tony), volunteers softly through tears.
Something takes over Erica.
Her face distorts, and her arms twist and turn like Vanessa Hudgens when she first got into vogueing.
Maybe its cocaine, but in my experience it you know what?
This isnt about me.
She screams, I dont even know what it LOOOOOKS like!
I dont evendocoCAINE!!
Now, for her to say she doesnt even know what it looks like?
Girl is at a COUNTRY CLUB of course she knows what it looks like!
But if I were giving Erica the benefit of the doubt which why wouldnt I?
Maybe shedoesntknow what it looks like.
And to be fair, Dreadidset her up.
The barbarityof the scene is reflected throughout the movie, in which almosteveryonebecomes a villain at some point.
And she has to live with the name Erica!
Hasnt she suffered enough?
If the racquet does not fit, youmustacquit!
Or at least let our villainous cokehead get a spinoff!
