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But really, there are no rules.
At a time when religious observation is at a historic low, streaming allows you to play God.
I did this by accident.
Then, at the very end,somethinghappens that I will not spoil.
Just know what was apparently the cliffhanger for season two plays like an inciting incident for a television series.
If you dont want any more information, hey stop reading right now.
Everything is a mess.
The beef shipment is late and wrong.
People are screaming Behind!
There is, literally, fire and so much bubbling, scalding liquid.
The cuts are fast and sharp.
Ironically, the knives are dull and theyre everywhere.
The opening riff of Refuseds New Noise is playing.
Its like ifUncut Gemswas set entirely in the trunk of Howards car.
Many of my co-workers found these early episodes stressful.
Some considered quitting the show if it werent for the effusiveness of those of us who kept with it.
I found it fun.
Watching the finale first makesThe Bears opening episodes feel less threatening.
Theres no break in the music or a reaction shot, nothing to suggest this is a joke.
Just a frantic close-up of Carmy dicing celery as he says, Dont call me Bobby Flay.
I laughed out loud.
These last five minutes also provide information that fully changes the pilot.
It would prevent all the conflict and most of the heartache that takes place for most of the season.
Its one small thing and he isrightthere.
Knowing what I know, it plays as a hilarious irony.
I promise you will find it funny.
(Or watch the whole season again: Youll notice theyve peppered allusions to the end throughout.)
Whether my co-workers foundThe Bearfunny or stressful, all agreed they liked the show.
They thought it was good and it made them hungry.
Like, literally hungry for food.
And hungry for more episodes or to rewatch the episodes theyve already seen.
So, as of today, you will have all the episodes in front of you.
