Vampire Veek
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But one must not forget perhaps the most important trait of vampires: They are very, very hot.
Admittedly, this is a mostly modern trait.
Can I get a time machine so I can go back to 1994 and give this man more confidence?
I cant believe Im saying this.
If Maximillian were walking around Brooklyn today, you would probably just note his cool outfit and move along.
), he has a little accent, he wears a monocle, and he values education.
Now thats Martin Scorseses cinema, sweetie.
Was this the original hot priest?Thirstwas the correct name for this movie.
And it was on the WB, so it was filled with hotties.
Spike was a bad boy turned good one.
Garretts styling is, for lack of a better word, interesting.
It embodies early 2000s emo, so hed probably make it pretty big on TikTok today.
Some of this is hot; some of it is too sad to be hot.
Nonetheless, throughout the series, Jessica grows in her confidence and gets progressively hotter.
And Jessica isnt like most vampires.
For the entire series, she keeps skinny-jeans and cropped-jacket designers in business.
Hes basically a bloodsucking, weepy, and messy version of Joe Goldberg fromYou.
I do not need to say more.
Pam Swynford De Beaufort (Kristin Bauer van Straten),True Blood
Pam had Big Dick Energy.
Did you know that Damon Salvatores favorite book isCall of the Wild?
But yo do not do this unless youre prepared to become a pile of goo.
Basically, hes killed a lot of people.
Adam, an internationally famous musician, is in crisis.
Its not, but thatsalmostwhat it is.
Remember when he freaked out because there wasblood in his hairwhile his highlights were processing?
That actually is science.
Katherine Pierce (Nina Dobrev),The Vampire Diaries
Style icon.
A real fucking bitch.
