Vanderpump Rules
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What are we going to do with Brock, an OnlyFans page waiting to happen?
It seems like our thick/thicc Australian friend made a terrible miscalculation about joining this here friend group.
But what about how Scheana is handling it?
What about Lala bringing up these allegations on-camera?
What if we are just going to relitigate this argument repeatedly for the remaining 15 episodes of this season?
I have so many questions.
She should be considered unarmed but still extremely dangerous.
No, thats not a typo.
It was one giant cookie.
I hope she also told him at home, but she had to do this for story line purposes.
Um, that is a weirdly passive-aggressive way to start this conversation.
However, hes like, Sorry if you got your feelings hurt.
Lala didnt know the full story, and while Scheana says she does, shes keeping mum.
It all comes out when Lisa invites all the girls over to Villa Rosa for tea.
Well, all the girls except Charli, who was sitting for her milk-carton portrait that day.
I dont know who in this trio is behaving the worst.
Actually, I do, and it is Brock.
Its not just you.
You have a child now, she says.
Like Scheana doesnt know that?
Um, we all met Shay.
Not a good husband.
Oh God, remember him?
This is Scheana once again making bad choices and then trying to plaster them over with a mans lies.
No wonder Scheanas mom hates Brock.
I think I do too.
Then there is Brock.
He calls Lala an asshole for sharing what he told her in confidence on-camera.
What show did he think he was signing up for,My Little Pony: Everything Is Sunshine?
Then he gets all teary saying she should never fuck with his family.
Oh, you mean the family youhavent paid your child supportto?
He says Lala shouldnt make him out to be a deadbeat dad because he hasnt seen his kid.
Um, how about making you out to be a deadbeat dad becauseyoure a deadbeat dad.
The stupidity is powerful with this one.
Aside from Brock and Scheana looking even worse than usual, Im sort of coming around to everyone else.
Ugh, give it up for Katie Maloney, a one-woman bad-haircut factory.
My love affair with Raquel, the pink dog onPaw Patrolwith eyelash extensions, also continues.
And I hate myself, and it is the meanest trick Caroline Calloway ever played.
All of my sperm have weird-shaped heads.
Who knew that sperm heads were that important?
Schwartz asked Sandoval later when they were alone in the house, their fingers smeared with chicken-wing grease.
Listen, theres only one head that Im worried about, and its this one, Sandoval replied.
Schwartz complied and sank to his knees, smiling up at his friend before diving in.
Then, suddenly, he grabbed Schwartz by the shoulders and forced him to stand up.
You said double head, right?
