Vanderpump Rules
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Call me Karen and let me speak to the manager because I want my money back.
So Susan had Raquel and then gave her to Laura to raise.
I mean, what sort of insane modern arrangement is this?
The only person I know of who understands how this works is Mary M. Cosby.
I will need to know everything about this family tree that looks more like a twig immediately.
This is the new Katie Maloney fell through a skylight doing aMonopolyphoto shoot.
Im sorry, what?
Do you know how many dozens of Entenmanns chocolate donuts that is?
I think those would bring me if not the same, then possibly even more joy.
(Unless youreErika Jayne, then it is her.)
There is no way that it is going to chip or get dinged.
Is his name Jared?
Was her name Kay?
Maybe his name is Zale and he owns the shop?
I dont believe any of what hes telling us, including that it cost $100,000.
Also, Raquel needs to stop calling it a Tiffanys ring.
And then Raquel said, What aboutBreakfast at Tiffanys?
And Raquel said, Well,thats one thing weve got.
Oh, yes, I love this, Kate.
Give her my address and a glass of Chablis because we have much to discuss.
James says that his family accepted Raquel right away, but her family was slower to warm to him.
He says this like its negative about her family.
Im sorry, its easy to warm to Raquel, an eyebrow pencil wearing a fedora.
Its not so easy to warm to James, a toxic belch that causes cancer of the everywhere.
Thats like saying, Oh, her family hasnt really warmed to a chronic case of acid diarrhea.
Speaking of chronic cases of acid diarrhea, its Katie Maloney-Schwartz, everyone!
Will that get me abs?
I agree with Lala; that should give Scheana more red flags than the recent memes going around Twitter.
(Come at me, I have receipts.)
All she gives us is, Hes such a good dad, and its been really hard for him.
Her evidence is that he has the kids as the lock screen on his phone.
Sandovals rationale for not wanting to work with her is that she is, well, Katie.
He cant even articulate what he means, but Ariana does perfectly.
He cant stand up to Sandoval, and he certainly cant stand up to Katie.
By being assertive in the way she wants, she is making him just as passive.
Lisa is very empathetic.
Do not bring up the names of the fallen.
Are you all right up there, little man?
Sandoval shouts from the overly large foyer in a modern townhouse.
No, he shouts back.
Sandoval climbs the stairs and goes into the room.
I just cant get in the mood, Schwartz says.
Maybe its this candle.
The smell is really … heady?
Is that a word.
Sandoval blows out the candle on the dresser and walks toward his friend.
Based on his posture, its already starting to work.
He looks up at Schwartz, who is smiling because he is both happy and afraid.
