Vanderpump Rules
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Vanderpump Rulesis essentiallySuccessionfor stupid people.
Well, stupider people.
What does Lala always say?
Dont poke the bear?
(Um, and we cant get Robbies last name or IG handle?
Um, that is the exact definition of self-medication.
I dont know just a healthy suggestion.
Next, we need a quick check-in on Charli, who is no longer a missing person.
I am definitely on team caution, but I see what the other ladies are thinking.
If it does change, then out come the pitchforks.
Yes, I am with Ariana on that, but how do we know when the situation changes?
Its not as if Scheana is known for being honest about how awful the men shes with really are.
Scheana thinks her friends shouldnt question her judgment.
She says, I wouldnt have had a baby with him if I thought he was an awful person.
I mean, has she evenseenDirty John?
I think, of all people, Scheanas judgment should be questioned and that her friends should be worried.
Those are good friends, especially because Scheanas a fool.
She is trying to change the perception of how Brock treats her.
Oh yeah, a vlog.
Because YouTube is known as a truth-telling and trustworthy medium.
Like any of us believe the things that we see on social media.
Brock can make all the pies he wants; its not going to delete the truth.
Yes, this is big Cousin Greg energy right here.
But that was a long time ago, and I wont do it again.
He says he appealed the charges and they were dropped.
Okay, thats good, but you still slapped her.
Even when I was a teen, I would never think of doing that.
Oh wait, maybe thats … Yeah, scrap that.
Anyway, Brock ends up in tears talking about all this, and Lisa says, Its okay.
Yeah, but real men also dont hit their partners, so dot dot dot.
Scheana should just leave this dude, as soon as she started talking about it.
Shes pissed that shes being made to look like the bad guy when shes doing the right thing.
I think she is doing the right thing, but needing validation is not the motivation to do it.
He was going to compare Brock lying to Scheana to Lala lying about Randall.
Still not great, but not what she thought.
Even when she apologizes to Ariana, she is like, Yeah, I blow up all the time.
Thats no way to treat humans in this world, even if you are right.
Maybe, I dont know, talk to someone about it.
Take James with you.
Maybe get a Groupon.
Im trying to sort through my own shit here, and its Daylight Savings Time.
I cant be expected to save all of you.
Lisa wants to simplify the menu for the new reality where the bar does not have enough staff.
Lisa says Schwartzs cocktail is going on the menu and Sandovals is not.
She doesnt need to tell us why.
I dont know if the boys new partner, Greg, will be that editor.
Eventually, he walks up to Sandoval and puts his mouth over his partners.
Suddenly their hands are everywhere, their clothes becoming messy, their embrace more and more frantic.
