Vanderpump Rules
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Its likeShark Tank, except every idea is stupid and no one wants to work.
Its like shes the host ofSloth Tank.
Instead, Lisa and Ken are like, Thats a bad idea.
They are going to lose a ton of money.
Just because theyre famous, this wont automatically work, right?
Ill be at the Schwartz & Sandys opening no matter how many arches and light displays they have.
Just ask Meemaws Beer Cheese.
Some other things happen in this episode too.
(Does anyone know Brocks last name?
I dont know.)
However, the episode is really taken over by the continued insanity of Brocks wedding plans for Scheana.
Brock, my man, my morsel, my Crunch on Sunset steam-room fantasy.
I mean, who is this guy?
for James and Raquels engagement party and marry Scheana there in secret.
He tells this to Ariana and Sandoval, and theyre like, Yeah, James can never find out.
He will rend the globe asunder if he finds out.
How can Brock not see this?
No one wants a headboard rattler like Brock ruining their engagement party.
This is a bad idea, dont do it.
Are they just hoping that he wont care by the time he notices?
that he still hadnt quit smoking weed.
He doesnt know the truth.
He doesnt know himself.
He doesnt know how to treat people or how to have his response fit whatever perceived slight just happened.
This is nothing new.
It is as old as the goat-cheese-ball crust on the SUR menus.
If their friendship will be torn asunder by petty squabbles?
Schwartz looked at Sandoval while this was happening, looked deep into his eyes, and imagined something else.
He imagined that their friendship bracelets werent just little ties but ropes.
