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Next up isVinny Thomas.
What would yourReal Housewivestagline be?I would blink out Momma needs her wine in Morse code.
I think Im most proud of whatever Im doing at the moment Im doing it.
Then, a few years later Ill look back and think,That was just okay.
And you know what?
I did not know the words.
But I wouldnt be a vampire or anything.
Id just be some guy who has lived for like 100,000 years but hasnt done anything particularly special.
I would be in insurance sales or accounting or something.
Id have no big grand plan and no mission.
Sometimes Id host little cookouts for my co-workers, who hate going but feel obligated.
The meat is a little too dry.
I want to command an air of grand, ominous power.
It was supposed to be this big thing.
Like, they rented out a whole convention complex and everything.
They even flew out some celebrities.
I dont know if they didnt advertise or what.
Maybe the whole thing was a front to launder money?
Whatever the reason, we were doing short-form improv games in front of an empty 300-plus-seat double-decker auditorium.
When it comes to your comedy opinions about material, performing, audience, the industry, etc.
what hill will you die on?Do not cherish your social-media posts.
Treat them like disposable little thoughts.
Not a single one of them should be beyond the reach of your delete button.
If they cause you even an ounce of stress, cull the tweet.
Ive always been fascinated by wildlife, and I dont think thats ever going to change.
Its a very important part of my identity.
I love a good terrarium too.
Maybe a terrarium-competition show.
I dont remember who told me that, but I think about it a whole lot.
I do sometimes wish the industry worked like that.
I wish it was all just resumes and cover letters.
I think that might be better.
I am so bad at networking.
I never know where to stand.
