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And now, that figure has burst into the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
If Vultures tyrannical recapping policies didnt forbid half-stars, this one would get a solid 3.5.
We head back to a new SWORD mobile headquarters, farther out and thus away from the expanded Hex.
Hayward seems determined to execute some mysterious play; We launch today, he orders her.
We see that hes on the grounds of a traveling circus, filled with clowns and sideshow types.
Youre the new clown?
Bouncy sitcom music plays throughout, adding an air of incongruous unease.
Wanda says shed get up to say hi, but she just doesnt want to.
Im fine, Im fine, she says in confessional.
She certainly doesnt look it!
Cut to Jimmy and Monica in a SWORD military vehicle, doling out exposition.
Did we get your specs right?
one of the soldiers asks.
Shes perfect, is Monicas reply.
So wait, did they build and deliver this thing over the course of, like, 24 hours?
Am I missing something?
They hit the confused strongman and run to an RV-size funnel-cake truck to make their getaway.
Then, a voice from behind the camera asks, Do you think maybe this is what you deserve?
Wanda, confused, counters with, What?
Youre not supposed to talk.
The tagline reads, Nexus: Because the world doesnt revolve around you.
He says he likes that the bunny is quiet and that Agnes is quiet on the inside.
Its our most heavily armed space rover, says a military throw in to Jimmy.
Shes gonna sail right through, unharmed.
The density is matching hers!
The truck sparks and looks as though its disintegrating, but Jimmy muses, No, its being rewritten.
Monica, unfazed, takes her helmet off and decides to run in on her own.
She makes it inside the Hex, but she sees everything within it in strange hues.
Whats more, her eyes are ice-blue.
They revert back to their usual brown and the usual shades of Westview return.
They run into a traffic light in the middle of a desolate road.
Then theres a construction crew.
Darcy says one thing she knows is that his love for Wanda is real.
Agnes looks out of her window to see whats going on and seems concerned.
Agnes walks over and says Monica has overstayed her welcome, then escorts Wanda away.
Wanda mutters to Monica, Dont make me hurt you.
He says and does nothing … butwhy do we keep seeing him like this?Is heWilie Lumpkinor something?
So Ill just meet you there, then?
Darcy calls to him.
Agnes brings Wanda into her home, which looks even more like a creepy old mansion than before.
Senor Scratchy is in a cage, she notices, and theres a weird-looking bug on the drapes.
Wanda asks Agnes about the twins; the latter says theyre probably playing in the basement.
Wanda walks to the basement door and looks into the dark area below, calling after the boys.
She walks down the steps and through hallways covered in what are either big vines or tree roots.
Theres a glowing object, perhaps a book, on a shelf.
Then, in wafts the voice of Agnes, sounding quite supervillain-ish in her tone.
Wanda, Wanda, she says, strolling into the light with the rabbit in her arms.
You didnt think you were the only magical girl in town, did you?
The names Agatha Harkness.
Lovely to finally meet you, dear!
Her eyes glow and Wanda gets mind-whammied.
Okay, so, yes, Agatha.
She was initially a Fantastic Four figure, a magically powered governess for that super-familys young son, Franklin.
What, exactly, theyre going to do with her here remains to be seen.
But if you know nothing of the comics, maybe it was a thrill!
What a strangely bifurcated viewing experience!
Get those fandom dollars, Kathryn!
