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Everyone told me not to do it.
It would betoo much, they said too intense, too bleak,too many dicks.
My ignorance was vast: Was there a specific episode that earnedZendaya her first Emmy?
Why does everyone hate Nate Jacobs?
And all theAlexa Demiememes help me understand!
To be honest, watching 17 episodes ofEuphoriaover two days was probably not the best approach.
At their core, soaps are longform storytelling driven by characters with tumultuous and spontaneous emotions theyjust cant control.
Its all heightened feelings, impulsive decision-making, andvibes, and isnt that also whatEuphoriais doing?
No romantic relationship inEuphoriais healthy, but hopefully, none of them is forever, either.
Older brother Aaron, per Cals description, watches some of the most degrading porn Cal has ever seen.
Mommy Marsha admits that she knows Nate choked Maddy, but she doesnt care.
Her amused Dont get so upset that you end up choking me!
is a real triumph of awful parenting.
Missing Relatives
Where is the third Jacobs son?
Why is he in the family portrait but never mentioned?
The missing character and the series refusal to acknowledge him isverysoap operay.
So in that spirit, let me make a suggestion: Can the third Jacobs son be Ashtray?
This kid is the real spiritual heir apparent to Cals ruthlessness!
What kind of weird-ass father-son shit is going on around here, bro?
Fezco asks Cal, and I cant disagree.
Most adults inEuphoriaLand (Florida?)
So, uh, is thata personbehind the locked door in her apartment?
What other elements of Lauries shadowy past could she be hiding from Fez and Rue?
If this isEuphoriagiving us aBreaking Badcrossover, thats fine because theres a ton of soap-opera precedent for this!
Sheila and Laurie would probably get along.
