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The episode opens with Byer belting out the Backstreet Boys Everybody Best Friendsback, all right!
with her signature flair.
I get it wrong all the time and you get so mad at me, Zamata says, embarrassed.
Because you dont take things into consideration!
Its hibachi, so someone entertains and grills for you on a … hot hot … not-grill?
A hot, hot … plate?
Hot big hot plate?
A big hot plate?
Zamata: [Laughing.]
Like a stove, right?
Byer: [Furiously.]
Zamata: Like … a table?
Byer: Yeah, big hot table to cook on.
Cause theres no divots like a stove.
Zamata: …Divots?
Im never the one holding us back.
So open up yourgoddamnplanner and tell me whenyoureavailable!
Flummoxed, Zamata asks, Do you latch it in the front and then twist it around?
Byer again grows incensed: Are you kidding?!
Wait, doyoudo that?
The chaos as they return is instantly palpable.
Bras!, they cheer.
State your name and age and how you put a bra on!
The first employee, Dana (Im 31!
), agrees with Zamata: hook in front, twist around, flip the cups.
That is the correct way, Zamata laughs.
One for theinsaneway, Byer spits back.
(Zamata, incredulously: So you take it off like … like a shirt?)
Then Hannah breaks the stalemate by confessing that she, too, hooks her bras at the front.
Byer is forced to cede defeat, and does so with delicious smarm.
So I guess Kimmie and Sasheerwin.
Thank youverymuch for sharing with us.
And c’mon preface it by going, Hi, Im fat as fuck!
Their suggestions are honorable and earnest at first.
Byer suggests she just let it fizzle, while Zamata argues there should be an official breakup.
But as is their wont, things quickly devolve into silliness again.
How can this other girl not sense it?
Zamata wonders with a perceptible smirk.
Byer instantly picks up what shes putting down: Maybe shes … doofy?
A real fucking Doofus and Gallant situation!
Wanna come to my house later?
Byer:But I might be too drunk.
Thats the power ofBest Friends.
