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Stephen Colbert openedThe Late ShowWednesday, October 12 with two things to be smug about.

(1) Alex Jones owes the Sandy Hook families nearly 1 billion dollars.

(2) After a voting-fraud scandal, the bear nicknamed after him won Fat Bear Week.

Bear 747 is nicknamed Colbert because, like the talk-show host, he has asymmetrical ears.

A bot may have spammed votes for 747s opponent, Bear 901.

But Colbert the Bear won, and Alex Jones lost.

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