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EvenClairesis doing Pride now.
And were pretty sure Claires doesnt even exist anymore!
Pride merch is a win for corporations.
Sorry, pinto bean got caught in my throat.
The only thing moreextrathan their support for the queer community istheir guac,am I right, ladies?
The queen with the most orders by June 16 will get an additional $10,000 donated by Chipotle.
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Were listening!
And as far as artist collaborations go, we do have high standards forRuPauls Drag Racealums.
But Trixie, Kim, and Mik are all queens of the sales pitch.
Trixie Mattel is aJames Beard Awardnominatedqueen, and she wont let you forget it.
Which order would come out on top, and which would bottom?
It should be noted that this isnt Chipotles first time collaborating with drag queens for a crossover promotion.
It was vegan, emphasizing ELFs commitment to vegan ingredients and stance against animal cruelty.
But out in the wild, when used for other dipping?
It tastes mad-sweet, like jam-packet-at-Dennys sweet.
Like we were dipping this burrito in Gushers.
Heres to an actual musical one in the future!
It also didnt travel as well as the bowls, surprisingly, and came out cold.
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Next was the Gottmik salad, benefiting GLAAD.
A skinny order befitting a skinny legend (copyright Trixie).
They taste like crumbly nothing.
The romaine in the salad was high quality, practically Sweetgreen-good.
Kim Chi, a brave queen indeed, used white rice where the others used brown.
Were talking pico de galloandcornandtomatilloandwhatever the hotter one is.
She saidyesto big chunks of steak.
And crucially, and bravest of all, she saidyesto sour cream, and tons of it.
Sure, all that dairy and red meat absolutely wrecked my [redacted].
Sure, it was the most expensive at $15.25.
But it captured Kim Chis essence, whereas Mik and Trixies orders paled in comparison to their outsize personae.
Kim Chi burrito bowl, youre a winna, baby.
The next day, two things happened.
We called this queering the order, and it was a radical act of reclaiming corporate Pride.
We recommend this approach.
The vibes were immaculate.
Instead of $1 going to a national (and worthy!)
organization, all of my dollars went to a queer-owned business, one thats welcoming and affordable and delicious.
