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Time for a trip to the Crackstone Crypt for the greatest horror of all: a surprise birthday party.

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Happy sweet 16, Wednesday!

A for effort, Xavier.)

No time for birthday cake; our girl is having a vision.

The vision also reveals this wrought-iron gate to … somewhere!

Well, its no squirrel-taxidermy kit, but what can you do?

I suggest we wait for a more special occasion, like a funeral.

Lucas has to do community service at Nevermore to make up for the wholeCarrie-at-the-RaveN incident.

Bianca spots him at work and catches a MorningSong bracelet on his wrist.

According to Dr. Kinbott, Wednesday isntthatcold or heartless if shed devote all this time to visiting her friend.

But do we trust her?!

But we never found a body so really its a real choose-your-own-adventure situation here!

That night, Wednesday goes to Xaviers art shed, demanding his help.

He is delighted to be needed.

Dumbstruck by this display of emotional vulnerability, Wednesday bolts.

Obviously, Wednesday decides to sneak into the old Gates mansion without even telling anybody except Thing.

Wednesday gives the sheriff her very spartan statement: It was a blue Cadillac with no plates.

Sheknowssomething is up with the Gates family and their house, but the sheriff is uninterested in ghosts.

Then she returns to Nevermore, where the school is on lockdown and finally!

Weems revokes her off-campus privileges.

The principal is LIVID that Wednesday is at the center of every psychotic thing that happens around here.

Do we think this will be the treachery that makes Enid and/or Tyler want to ditch Wednesday for good?

As the monster rampages through the house, Wednesday and Enid hide in the dumbwaiter.The DUMBWAITER.

The girls escape and Enid, rightly, is furious.

is already there, and Tyler is wounded.

(I know Wednesday is anti-technology, but dont Tyler and Enid have cell phones?

Why didnt they take any pictures?)

He forbids her from seeing Tyler and from pursuing the case.

She even says kindly when she asks for another chance!

Moved by this staggering display of humility, Weems allows her one last chance.

Something tells me Miss Leave Me Alone is not going to like being alone very much after all!

Like,veryrecent photos!

While Wednesday puts those pieces together,someonewearing black leather gloves (A fromPretty Little Liars?

Sorry, but the resemblance is striking) swings by Mayor Walkers hospital room to finish off their murder.