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Principal Weems doesnt seem all that bothered by Wednesdays report and insists Rowan ran away.
I find Weemss lack of concern pretty concerning!
(I find it interesting that the sheriff is just taunting Wednesday age: 16?
with a theory he cant prove re: Gomez being a murderer.)
But their conversation is cut short by the return of a totally unharmed Rowan.
Are we surprised that everybody thinks Wednesday is either a liar or a psycho?
Her therapist believes the former: Perhaps Wednesday is making it up for attention?
He believes Wednesday is telling the truth about what she saw in the woods.
There are NO RULES and Bianca wins every year.
Wednesday pops over to Weemss office to find out that Rowan got expelled (!)
and that Weems knows Wednesday had a psychic vision, just like Morticia did back in the day.
Anyway, enough about the new students possible psychic break: Time for Wednesday to join an extracurricular activity!
Through Xavier, she learns that Rowan, who has telekinesis (Did I mention that last time?
Thats how he moved the gargoyle.
), had been more erratic before his death-that-wasnt.
Xavier also reveals that he thinks Tyler and his friends are jerks.
Thing is clinging to the bumper, though, to see what happens next.
Rowan is PRINCIPAL WEEMS.
Hey, its notnotwhat I suspected!
When it comes time to study carnivorous plants with Ms. Thornhill, Wednesday again crushes all her classmates.
I wonder if this show will ever let Wednesday just … be bad at something?
Besides the whole emotional-growth part.
Isnt it a little dull for her to never fail at anything?
Her only struggles seem to be social.
Im glad we got to meet their very cute dog, Elvis.
Because Wednesday consistently stalks her own parents, she doesnt find anything strange about Tyler doing the same.
Thornhill is a NORMIE, the only one on staff!
Instead, she finds that Xavier has drawn a life-size sketch of her face.
but wishes he would just getoverit so they could go back to being a power couple.
I find this whole side plot a little tedious and basic, to be honest with you.
Not exactly the most interesting or imaginative incarnation of a mean girl, no?
Feels very teen-movie-by-numbers to me.
For reasons, Wednesdays costume for this event fits like Michelle Pfeiffers Catwoman bodysuit.
The day of the Poe Cup arrives.
Its only the second episode; surely were not already out of fresh material?
(Pretty sure Ive heard that one before.)
one she can really get behind.
