Wednesday
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And Im not complaining, because obviously that would be boring.
Apparently not, which suggests to me the academic rigor of her institution is … lacking.
She has no evidence!
Wednesday, cool your jets and build a case!
Is this how Viper the teen detective gets things done?
Wouldnt it be more interesting if her visions led her astray?
Wednesday reveals that my hunch was correct and Tylers mom was an outcast.
(She was on the fencing team with Morticia.)
She has a taser and a LOT of other scary-looking torture devices, so all her accomplices bail.
:(
Wednesdays classmates snitch to Weems that Wednesday is torturing Tyler.
Weems calls the Sheriff who arrives just as Wednesday picks up a hammer to test Tylers reflexes.
Miraculously the sheriff is not pressing kidnapping charges.
Wednesday cant believe the sheriff doesnt know his sons true identity.
Or does he?!
He remembers every murder and he is gloating over Wednesdays loss because no one will ever believe her.
Xaviers perfectly rational response is to yell at Wednesday for ruining his life.
As Wednesday makes her farewell rounds, she sees Thornhill, whose parting gift is a white oleander.
Their reunion is so sweet!
She tells him to stay away from Nevermore because the Hyde is still out there.
So now Wednesday knows the real master: Thornhill.
Yet AGAIN (or so it seems) Wednesday goes to confront her new nemesis, alone.
But just as Laurel/Thornhill tells Tyler to shut Wednesday up, Tyler transforms INTO WEEMS.
At least Thing was there to bear witness!
Thing also arrives to fill in some blanks and dramatically reenact Weems death.
Whatever is happening next is going down at Crackstones Crypt.
Meanwhile Eugene springs out of his hospital bed because he has to help Wednesday: Its hive code!
Wednesday regains consciousness in the crypt to find her hands in chains.
Not docking points, it just seems so extra and also, ouch.
Wednesday has a knife stashed in her boot because thats our girl.
Nevertheless, Laurel/Thornhill succeeds in bringing Crackstone back.
Is this whole scene sort of Spirit Halloween level special effects?
I mean, yes, but Ill take it.
In any case, Wednesday comes back to life and Goody is gone forever.
Right in the middle of the woods, Enid fully wolfs out, as you surely knew she would.
Her awoooo is very cute.
Wednesday also runs into the woods, where she collides with Tyler.
But before he can claw Wednesday to death, Enid-wolf jumps in.
CGI battles like this are pretty boring, aesthetically, but I appreciate that Enid gets a heroic moment.
And Jericho doesnt even have a therapist anymore!
Anyway Enid survives and Tyler does, too, returning to his human self.
(Christina Riccis never meet your heroes delivery is perfect.)
Time for the fireball from the prophecy!
Wednesday grabs a sword that sure looks a lot like the sword from Gates manslaughter, no?
Zombie Pilgrim Crackstone is all WHAT DEMON SORCERY IS THIS.
For someone who hates outcasts so much this Crackstone guy seems to really enjoy using magic.
Somebodys jealous, imo.
Wednesday manages to stick a sword in his heart so he is officially kaput.
Great work, Wednesday.
Somewhere in there Bianca arrives for a closure moment but it doesnt really resonate, sorry!
), whimpering on the ground.
Eugene gets to save the day!
Hummers stick together!!
Two arms from both girls and everything!
and done with classes for now, since the rest of the semester is canceled.
Xavier gives Wednesday a phone with his number already in it.
Do we think he ever even makes it to his next prison cell?
Or will he break out to do more monster-ing?
Leave me all your wildest theories!
See you next semester!
