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Some people have em.

As for our current late-night hosts, everyone still seems to be adjusting to things in this post-Trump era.
Lets check out the best late-night moments of the week and remember to buy low, sell high.
Jared Leto Loses His Academy Award
Do you know where Jared Letos Oscar is?
Wow, Im sure he was an absolute joy to be around on set.
Spoken like a true method actor.
Do you remember I am the captain now?
I rest my case.
Anyway, we hopeAnnie Hathawayis ready to take on some crazy.
Like Ba da ba ba ba.Yeah, Im loving it.
Wendy Williams Spills the Tea on Herself onWWHL
Im kind of like Marie Kondo in that I love mess.
So, when Williams dropped byWatch What Happens Liveandstarted spilling the tea on herself, I was all in.
Okay, shots fired, and also, were listening.
Cue Andy Cohen and I going slack-jawed in tandem.
Woof, methinks that Ill be tuning in to Wendy Williamss Lifetime movie after all of that.
Celebrities Doing Shots to Celebrate Guillermos Birthday onJimmy Kimmel Live
Okay, Ive gotta be honest.
Weeklycelebrities like [redacted] and [redacted].
It was a bizarro version of Gal Gadots Imagine video, and so much better in every way.
Now what isPOOG,you ask?
Some say its a feeling.
Others say its a state of mind.
Most would tell you that its actually GOOP spelled backwards.
But whateverPOOGis, it is absolutely not a parody of Goop or the wellness industry writ large.
Novak and Berlant are true believers.
The wellness industry some people see it as maybe a terrifying symptom of late capitalism.
We see it as an opportunity to just kind of try different serums, Berlant said.
We are deeply interested in interruption as a form of rapport, Novak said.
If we let you get a word in, Seth, that will be exciting.
Cut to me writing celebrate interruption on my 2021 Intentions List in the Notes app on my phone.
And, reader, if you’re able to believe it, they do.
Yes in a word, Berlant shouted.
I want to be clear, Novakchimed ininterrupted.
Wellness involves almost any product.
I dont want anyone with a product that they could send to hesitate thinking its not wellness.
Anything can be wellness, whether its a tonic, a potion, or a window dressing.
Wow, who knew that wellness like a family can look like anything.
Wellness is also all about how you frame things, even things that youre literally allergic to.
I, for years, thoughtOh, I cant be eating dairy.
Its breaking me out, she said, but then I repurposed cheddar as a vitamin for myself.
Havent had a breakout eating dairy since.
Novak and Berlant are coming for his gig.