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(So do bells, for that matter.
Inepisode seven, Rhaenyra finally marries Uncle Daemon in a bloody little ceremony.
Say you snagged an invite.
Which weddings would be worth RSVPing to, and which would make you wish you never saved the date?
We ranked the worst to the best.
10.Edmure Tully and Roslin Frey,Game of Thrones, The Rains of Castamere
10.
Also, the non-deadly parts seemed like a drag.
(Nevermind that Rhaegar was alreadymarried.)
This is way too small and intimate a ceremony for anyone to feel comfortable joining as a guest.
Remember how weird and out-of-place Bran looked standing there, watching the wedding flashback with his Three-Eyed Raven powers?
They got married in private, unwittingly dooming the Northern cause in the process.
As with Rhaegar and Lyanna, this wedding is way too intimate to attend as a guest.
7.Rhaenyra and Daemon Targaryen,House of the Dragon, Driftmark
7.
Yet another union too intimate for guests!
The wedding between Rhaenyra Targaryen and Daemon Targaryen is a family affair literally.
6.Ramsay Bolton and Sansa Stark,Game of Thrones, Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
6.
Sansas heart is clearly not in it (can you blame her?)
5.Tyrion Lannister and Sansa Stark,Game of Thrones, Second Sons
5.
Sansas first wedding was only marginally better for her and her guests.
No thank you!Best off-registry gift:A cutlery set.
(To ensure the grooms shitty nephew needs to fuck his bride with a wooden cock!)
4.Tommen Baratheon and Margaery Tyrell, Game of Thrones, The High Sparrow
4.
Its far less elaborate, and everybody mostly seems relieved it went off without a hitch.
At the very least, Ser Pounce shouldve been part of the ceremony.Best off-registry gift:No gift.
Yes, its gauche not to give a wedding present, but youjustbought something for her and Joffrey.
3.Rhaenyra Targaryen and Laenor Velaryon, House of the Dragon, We Light the Way
- but the murder of the grooms lover by the brides lover reallybrought things to a sudden and early end.
2.Khal Drogo and Daenerys Targaryen, Game of Thrones, Winter Is Coming
2.
Khal Drogo rode up, looked at Daenerys, didnt kill anybody, then left.
Maybe something from Bath & Body Works?
1.Joffrey Baratheon and Margaery Tyrell,Game of Thrones, The Lion and the Rose
1.
Ah, the Purple Wedding.
Alas.Best off-registry gift:Something returnable.
