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If you have no idea what I am talking about, walk away now.
Its better this way.
He subsequently made a jackass of himself on various radio programs by ranting about ivermectin and his cancel-culture casket.
This was really only funny in an absurdist, nihilistic sense.
But the next thing that happened was definitely funny, and I remain grateful for it.
But days later, after theDaily Mailposted a (now-deleted!)
article suggesting it had spotted Rodgers breaking his quarantine, Woodley found her power in a storm.
Literally yall need to calm the fuck down.
this is straight up HILARIOUS.
news outlets STILL grasping at straws to disparage aaron.
finding random fucking men on the streets of la and saying its him, she wrote.
first off, his feet, ahem and no offense to this random dude, are a LOT bigger.
this oblivious homie, clearly, does not.
Rodgers and Woodley caught alotofshitfor both of these things.
Everyone on the internet nodded in understanding: Things were Not Odd.
According to the anonymous source, Woodley and Rodgers agree to disagree on politics.
They are not talking about their politics, and they never really have, says the source.
They disagreed on a lot of things.
Early on, they decided to agree to disagree about things and not debate them.
Its also totally fascinating.
I agree that it is sexist to ask this question.
Where do Woodleys political (and astrologically sensitive) beliefs begin and Rodgerss unchecked viral load end?
What Does Shailene Woodley Believe?
Lets look at Woodleys pre-pandemic beliefs first, because feminism.
The next year, she claimed to begin every day by screaming, Good morning!
I actually like this.
I was dependent on going to the doctor to tell me what was wrong with me.
Its an entire lifestyle.
Its appealing to my soul.
Shes also been known to wear aNavajo pendantto remind her that her religion is the earth, man …
In an interview with this very magazine, she stated that oblivion is inevitable.
Woodley, a longtime TV star, has gone on recordneggingher friends who deign to watch TV.
When do people have time to?
Im a reader, so I always read a book (but not books by a doctor).
I cant answer a question about conspiracy theories right now during this interview.
She then threw a silk cape over her head and disappeared into the ether.
Though she toldBustleshe spent most of her early COVID-19 quarantine alone in the woods (again!)
I reached out to the shows publicist, asking for clarification.
(An astrology post of all things) (not cryptic at all you dummies.)
Do you even know how stories work brah.
What Does Aaron Rodgers Believe?
Actually, whoisAaron Rodgers?
Rodgers was born in Chico, California, which means little in Spanish.
This was probably hard for someone with such large extremities, always bumping into stuff.
Thats what it was in the sky, he said reasonably and in good taste.
Seneca Wallace, a former QB, oncesaid of Rodgers, Hes always thinking the crazy conspiracies.
So hes like, Hey, what do you think all that stuff is flying behind that jet stream?
Do you think it has anything to do with maybe why everybodys getting cancer?
Here and there, Rodgers is still spiking his hairlike this.
Youre looking a little sleepy this morning, but you look good.
I love you so much.
Were going to have a great day.
Despite his clear derision for facts, Rodgers is obsessed withJeopardy!, a show about facts.
For a brief moment, he attempted to host it.
Rodgers did not get the job.
In my opinion, this was the final straw that turned him away from the concept of science forever.
I cant prove this, but proof is not important to Aaron Rodgers.
(??).
He also posted that hemissed hugs,accompanied by the hashtag #loveoverfear.
What Do I Believe?
Both are proud conspiracy theorists wandering around saying odd things about the concept of time and distrusting western medicine.
So what did they disagree about early on?
What unyielding Woodley belief has Rodgers woefully not even tried to change?
Lets review their mutual timeline.
This makes sense, as they began their relationship during her aforementioned Saturn return, in whatE!
Newsdescribed as alowkeyand long-distance fashion.
When we met, I knew he was a football guy, Woodley toldThe Tonight Show.
But I didnt know what kind of a football guy he was, and Im still constantly learning.
Im going to reach across the aisle here and admit that this is one of the thingswehave in common.
This was the first hint of a glitch in the matrix, portending the rapid reality-bending to come.
The only thing Im anti is hate.
I got jumped by two guys in a bathroom.
Never met them before in my life but ya cool wrestling segue bud, he tweeted.
I got jumped by two guys in a bathroom.
Basically, yes, but stay with me while I venture to land this UFO.
Its a tangled web they weave, the Sperry-Teller-McAfee-Rodgers-Woodleys.
This would ultimately collapse capitalism itself and, notably, all of Aaron Rodgerss bitcoin endorsement deals.
Miles Teller & Co. agreed to this, with all involved stressing the randomness of the crime.
