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Godzilla vs. Konganswers the age-old schoolyard question of who would win in a fight: monkey or lizard?

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However, unlike Brown, Chandler … doesnt really have anything to do inGodzilla vs. Kong.

The former goes on an adventure, while the latter is barely in the movie at all.

Cant turn down a paycheck.

This is Chandlers Big Scene and he really shows his strengths as a thespian.

Evidence below:

That podcast is filling your head with garbage.

You should be in school.

I dont want you to help.

I want you to stay safe.

I dont have any more and the last thing that I need is to be worrying about you.

Because creatures like people can change.

And right now, Godzillas out there and hes hurting people and we dont know why.

So cut your pops some slack, would ya?

1:08:25 Mark tries to text Maddie again and learns that Godzilla is headed toward Hong Kong.

It has been almost an hour since he last appeared in the film.

Come on, Maddie.

1:14:43 Mark arrives in Hong Kong and says nothing as hes informed of the situation.

He sure does sell looking confused and concerned, though.

Thats good facial acting.

1:16:51 Mark observes Godzilla firing his atomic breath into the ground, says nothing.

1:31:17 Mark sees Mechagodzilla emerge from Apex Cybernetics headquarters.

This is a key scene because her verbalizes what were all thinking.

What in Gods name is that?

1:35:19 Maddie tries calling Mark from inside Apex HQ.

1:41:20 Mark tearfully reunites with Maddie (and Julian Dennisons Josh) in the rubble of Hong Kong.

Chandler surprises us by not saying Maddies name this time.

Instead, his final line is a little joke.

Shut up, Josh.

Chandler speaks a total of 115 words inGodzilla vs. Kong.

If you ditched some punctuation, you could fit all of his lines into two tweets.

When Coach Taylor tells you we need a new plan, youbelieveit.

We love Coach Taylor, but come on.

Do we love him more than we love seeing Godzilla fight King Kong?

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