What We Do in the Shadows
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Its always darkest before the dawn is bad advice to give to a vampire.

How bad is it, you ask?
So bad, Nandors taking responsibility for his actions.
As expected, its a special someone, a British auction-house employee and art history enthusiast named Freddie.
(No fuckboy throat-clearing here, yet another of Freddies positive qualities.)
Freddie is his first-ever real boyfriend, so I get it.
The stakes are high.
(No pun intended.)
Thats a violation of consent, to be sure.
But its a kindness compared to canoodling with the living (ish are clones reallyalive?)
sublimation of Nandors hurt feelings at Guillermo falling for someone else.
(I would.)
Or perhaps its about his ego.
Use your words, Lazslo!
Theyve run out of options.
Her dream is dead.
And not even Laszlo seems happy about it.
What will be reborn amid the ashes of season four?
Weve got one more episode to find out.
Anyway, good gag!
Since Nadjas such a big fan of Fran Liebowitz, I wonder what other public intellectuals she stans.
Is she a Slavoj Zizek-bang out?
Anything but Jordan Peterson, c’mon.
(See the season two episode Collaboration for more Laszlo originals.)
Shoutout to the polyfidelity crowd, who also never cheat on any of their 37 wives.
Free ice 24/7 probably is very impressive if you come from 18th-century England.
Even 21st-century Brits arent too big on icing their beverages!
I would love a spin-off travel web series exploring various regional vampire enclaves.
Who knew Binghamton, a town of just over 44,000 humans, had enough vampires to sustain a venue?
But the best part, in my humble opinion, was her pronunciation of Sofia Cappabala.
Loved the pinkfaux-fur coat and leopard sneakers, too.
RIP the blood sprinklers.
It was a nice dream.