What We Do in the Shadows

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But The Lamps second ancient/modern conflict is between Nandor and 21st-century humanity.

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Nandor is, shall we say, rather old-fashioned in his ideas about relationships.

We find this out through a happy accident (good thinking, Guillermo!)

Now,ob-vi-ous-ly, this is not true about Nandor.

Like, at all.

Hes a sweetheart and actually something of a hunk, but a scholar he is not.

In his own delusional mind, he probably thinks that he is, in fact, Marwas intellectual equal.

Hes sent wives to the djinn to collect their gold coin of re-deadening for less.

What would happen if this dynamic was reversed?

Im just going to ignore all of that and put it down to your female hysteria.

Speaking of antiquated ideas about women … welcome to Freudian psychoanalysis, friends.

Hear me out: a series of erotic past-life regression courses narrated by Matt Berry.

Once again, Laszlos penis proves to be the hidden arbiter of Western civilization.

How many empires have risen and fallen (pun intended) on that undead Englishmans cock?

Nandors casual attitude toward marrying both men and women does have a historical basis.

… During the summer let your desires incline toward youths, and during the winter toward women.

Im so sick of shiplap.