What We Do in the Shadows
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Yes, he treats Guillermo like shit, but they actually spend time together.
(What about the tiny lamp he gave Nandor as a wedding present, you ask?
We shall see!)
(Theres a feminist, or at least an observational, thread here vis-a-vis heterosexual relationships.)
Baron Afanas) and his pet/life partner the Sire (a.k.a.
Id say theyre platonic life partners, but you never know with this crowd.
Despite their doom-laden rumblings, the Baron and the Sire are both quite pleasant company.
This season has been more profane overall, but the showdoesstill air on basic cable.
Have logistically confusing quickies with the Baron in the coat closet, you two!
They seemed to be having a great time during the ceremony, too.
chorus since Horny for Blood.
Sean and Charmaine were also excellent party guests (dare I say the MVPs?
), even if the aftermath of their hypnosis will probably cause more problems than it solves.
Everyone seems to realize that this wedding is a sham except for poor Djinn-blind Marwa.
Nadja is unabashed in declaring Nandor to be a selfish bastard, both generally and in the bedroom.
And shes probably right; shes been spitting facts all evening, because shes a straight shooter, bay-bee.
What will it take to get a 750-year-old vampire to finally admit hes wrong?
The answer, according tothe r/AskHistorians sub-Reddit, is that they tasted … fine.
Perfect for a wraith!
Yeah, man, wedding planning is stressful.
Theyre used to having servants do everything for them.
Rich humans are basically like veal: conceptually repulsive, but so buttery on my tongue.
Everyone who is anyone who is also a vampire is going to be there!
Good save, Laszlo.
Time lays waste to all, and love is reduced to dust.
Ruin is inevitable, and all else is prelude.
Hes got a point.
But perhaps home renovation will factor into the plot once more before seasons end.
