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This is a weird one, no doubt.

Each table has a celebrant.

Riling up the talking heads is always a win.

Black Oprah is a Black Twitter joke, IYKYK.

Across the way, Trevor Noah is celebrating seven years atThe Daily Showby cutting ties withThe Daily Show.

All of it is too dark for a shindig like this.

Ravyn Lenae, whos recent performance on theCOLORSshow was quite remarkable, shouldnt have to deal with this dude.

Were sorry, Ravyn.

Or maybe hes down with the cause but just got tired of hearing her harangues about Trumps preeminence?

Thatd be enough for anyone to drive themselves into an ocean.

You go, Perry.

Hisalleged fraud of like $8 millionfrom Mississippis welfare program is not about to go unheard.

Or at the very least get his ass beat.

And thats why Table 1, for the second week in a row, wins it.