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Here, the shows main characters are ranked by how interested theyd be in todays web3 world.
Full-on Crypto Bros
Seth Cohen
It should be obvious that Seth makes NFTs.
EvenJosh Schwartz and Adam Brody agree.
Its obviously named Summer Breeze II.
Unfortunately, this does not involve building any housing.
Taylor Townsend
Taylor was girlbossing and gatekeeping before we even had the words to describe it.
taking a down-on-his-luck kid from Chino under your wing and into your pool house.
Still, we love Sandy.
Seth makes fun of him incessantly for this, arguing that this is the opposite of the point.
Sandy definitely says nonfungible in the same way he says yogalates.
Shes still her mothers daughter, after all.
Puka-shell-necklace-loving Luke has a veritable metamorphosis.
His kids have also explained it to him and still its not sticking.
Total Skeptics
Summer Roberts
A definite no.
Today, Summer would be very concerned about the catastrophic effects crypto mining has on the climate.
Summer lectures him frequently about how hes destroying the planet and urges him to read the latest IPCC report.
When Seth tries to change her mind, she replies, Get over yourself, Cohen.
She just doesnt need this!
Ryan Atwood
Like his real-world counterpart, Ryan would also be majorly skeptical of cryptocurrency.
In Memoriam
Marissa Cooper
I just dont see it.
Shed have left behind Newport and dedicated herself to a simpler way of life.
Maybe shed live in Ojai and be a Cali sober yoga instructor.
As one of Newports most unscrupulous residents, Caleb Nichol wouldve loved crypto.
Think of how much more discreetly he couldve sent secret child support to his secret daughter!
And when he had to pay off zoning board officials so he could destroy some wetlands by developing them?
He couldve made transactions from multiple wallets, making itthatmuch harder for Sandy to trace!
Seth is just lucky Caleb isnt around to surreptitiously turn the Atomic County NFTs into a criminal enterprise.
