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I dont know why the guests in the first two seasons of the show dont do this.
Staying at the White Lotus feelshigh risk and low rewardthese days.
Best-case scenario, you have an existential crisis.
Worst-case scenario, you either murder someone or you get murdered.
Either way, the hotels are clearly to blame.
Personally, I find this unacceptable.
All I ask is that I not get murdered or find myself driven to commit the act of murder.
For this, I hold some hesitation in endorsing the White Lotus chain as a viable vacation lodging.
There are far better and far less bloodstained fictional hotels out there.
Once does not indicate a pattern.
Its a hotel for dogs!
There are no murderers there, only dogs.
You probably arent even going to get conned!
The Ocean gang is there to rip off only Terry Benedict, not you.
Order a shrimp cocktail and relax.
Park Hyatt Tokyo (Lost In Translation)
Nobody is getting murdered at the Park Hyatt Tokyo.
Think again,idiot.
Youre not gonna get murdered at the Hotel Transylvania; youre just gonna have a silly time.
Youre going to have a very nice time despite being that close to West Hollywood.
You might not get murdered, but youre never checking out.
Its also allegedly haunted (by Elvis!).
Everyone who stays at the Overlook as a guest or in-season employee seems to love it.
Theres no reason you wouldnt.
I bet Room 237 is lovely and normal in June.
It lodges travelers, there are beds at the ready thats a hotel if Ive ever seen one.
Surely this constitutes a hotel youre likely to get murdered at.
But Im zagging here: The murders that take place at Minnies seemveryout of the ordinary.
Thats playing with fire right there.
That rule has never stopped anyone in aJohn Wickmovie from doing violence in that building.
It is the least-enforced house rule in the history of hotels.
Do not check into the Continental.
You are going to get shot in the head.
