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Were not supposed toknow this much about trade shows.
Unless youre a tech geek in a CES Discord server, us laymen generally leave trades to the tradesmen.
With one day left of CinemaCon 2022, weve gathered up some important movie announcements … with a catch.
Most of them are just shit we made up.
Are you a devoted enough fan to tell the real news from the decoys?
Can You Spot the Real CinemaCon News?
Find the real CinemaCon studio announcement among the fakers.
Sings about chocolate and trips into a fountain.
Sings about chocolate and spanks an Oompa-Loompa on the bottom.
Sings about sweets and skips in a puddle.
David FinchersBerlin
David O. RussellsAmsterdam
David CronenbergsToronto
David Lynch’sVictorville
… this isnt Buzz Lightyear the toy.
This is the origin story of the human Buzz Lightyear that the toy is based on.
… this isnt Buzz Lightyear the toy.
This is the in-universe fictional film character Buzz Lightyear that the toy is based on.
… this isnt Buzz Lightyear the toy.
This is the origin story of the human toy-maker who created Buzz Lightyear.
… this is Buzz Lightyear the man.
This isnt the origin story of the toy Buzz Lightyear that the human is based on.
