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They decide to turn it into a B&B.
While Sam didnt get to choose the ghosts shes stuck with, what if you could?
Sure,Ghostsghosts may be freaking hilarious, but there are some real-world practicalities to consider.
19.Elias Woodstone
19.
While alive, Elias (Matt Walsh) was a robber baron and a dick.
Pros:His ghost power is that any living who walks through him gets insanely horny.
(For Sam, that means a craving for a Nancy Meyers movie, which is relatable.
)Cons:A misogynist.
18.Sheryl
18.
Pros:Doesnt seem that interested in haunting.Cons:Ghost power is stinky shrimp burps.
17.The Cholera-Pit Ghosts
17.
Pros:Mostly stay downstairs.
16.Nancy, the Cholera-Pit Ghost
16.
She is … a lot.
15.Crash
15.
James Deanesque ghost Crash (Hudson Thames) has a decapitated head that sometimes falls off.
Im not trying to live like Im inThe Godfather, as much as I love cannoli.
14.Peggy Sue
14.
Drive-ins were dangerous, people.
Pros:Very chipper.
Great hair.Cons:Talkative.
13.Sondra
13.
Coombs) is a ghost from Mojitown who died after eating the Cheese Hurricane appetizer.
Pros:Likes to hang out at the bar.
Into cheese.Cons:Encourages Sheryl to pretend to make amends with Sam to make it get sucked off.
Uh, no, thank you.
12.Winky
12.
Newsboy Winky (Jamie Mayers) chats with Sam when shes trying to find work.
He was trampled by a horse.
Pros:Always has the scoop.Cons:Pretty bloody.
Still uses old-timey newsboy speak.
11.Shiki
11.
Pros:They only show up a few times a year to negotiate treaty lines.Cons:Incessant fifing.
9.Doctor P. Ghost
9.
8.Hetty
8.
Pros:Will suffer exactly zero fools.
Open to learning and growing as a human-slash-ghost.
Will organize walking club.Cons:Vehemently hates Irish people.
Is only a feminist as long as it doesnt mean supporting women handling money or riding bicycles.
Will possess your body and have a go at flee to Paris with it.
7.Flower
7.
Pros:She spends a majority of her time chasing butterflies.
Her ghost power is that anyone who walks through her gets high.Cons:She repeats all of her stories.
6.Thorfinn
6.
He once ate his best friend Oskar.
Oskar was a squirrel.
Pros:Will defend his people.
Loves reality dating shows.Cons:His lullabies are about smashing peoples heads in.
Still has a rage problem.
Will watch ahead when youre supposed to be watching a show together.
Used to pillage a lot.
), but who wants to deal with those violent outbursts or his lectures on cod?
5.Trevor
5.
Pros:Is a softy under all his douchebaggery.
Will start his own slow clap if the situation calls for it.
Knows what a movie is.Cons:Cant help but objectify women.
Loves vodka ice luges that look like cleavage.
Talks nonstop about Diddys white party.
And Im not talking about sort-of scary messages like She lied.
Im talking about the demanding ones like Make pizza.
I just dont have the time!!
4.Isaac Higgintoot
4.
Pros:Hilarious quips.
Has endearing slow-burn romance with an English soldier who he accidentally killed (the drama!).
Will fight to protect his land against annoying kids on Halloween.Cons:Sometimes those hilarious quips are very mean.
Because he had dysentery, every time you walk through him, it smells disgusting.
3.Alberta
3.
Pros:Great pipes.
Will tell you about her Jason Momoa sex dreams.
Knows a lot of ways to secretly murder people because of affiliation with gangsters.
Goes on and on about her murder like really, lady?
2.Sasappis
2.
Sasappis (Roman Zaragoza) is a member of the Lenape who died in the 1500s.
Pros:A great storyteller.
Truly adept at sarcasm.
Cant keep a secret.
1.Pete
1.
Hed also like you to know that hes an award-winning travel agent and a great dad.
LovesNewhart.Is in touch with his feelings.
Forgives his wife for cheating on him with his best friend.
Knows a lot about knots.Cons:Will make you play D&D.
Doesnt understand what the friend zone is.
A real chatty cathy.
And hey, you may need to know about knots one day.
