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Naturally, hes already signed on to produce a feature on the 2021 insurrection itself.
These weeks ofevent TV that demand dramatizationcertainly deserve their very own show.
Time to cast the inevitable miniseries!
Another important note: Weisberg would, once again, have the hottest needle drops on television.
The key to his role in a Hollywood setting is establishing an authoritative tone.
Its why Disney+ dialed his line to narrate asMarvels What If…?aloof griot the Watcher.
JenniferJasonLeighasLizCheney(DickCheneysdemonspawn,Wyomingrepresentative,minorityco-chair)
Liz Cheney rattles my bones.
To understand why Jennifer Jason Leigh is here, we have Cheneys ambition.
He absolutely delivered: Im still recovering from those hugs and kisses.
Plus hes got the hairline for it.
RhysCoiroasPeteAguilar
Im not gon front this pick was made solely based on eyebrows.
This is a guywho lost a $3 million-a-year gigto snuggle up with Trump.
Once he heard about the election-overturning scheme from aspiring Trumpian Sidney Powell, Herschmann called the whole thing nuts.
AmberRileyasShayeMoss
Shaye Mosss testimony was one of the more heartbreaking.
AnnaFarisasCarolineEdwards
Theres absolutely nothing funny about what happened on January 6.
We wouldnt dare even joke about it.
Hers was probably the most visceral account of what happened that day.
But Stephanie Murphys got wide eyes and a deep gaze thats prime for pulling at the heartstrings.
We have a former president who now has positioned himself and his supporters outside of the constitutional order.
They attack our elections.
They attack the peaceful transfer of power.
They attack the rule of law.
Were going Emmy-hunting, babes.
Likewise, Bialik is absolutelygeekedabout the Israeli military, donating armor to the Israeli Defense Forces in 2014.
So yeah, this role fits like a bulletproof vest.
Only difference is that one actually believes in science and the other is a host onJeopardy!
America believes in Bananas.
If we can sneak in a good ol Go fuck yourself!
directed at Eric Adams, thatd be a sweet little treat as well.
A pouty, defeated mess.
It could even raise him to the level of, say, Sandler?
Well, if saying I plead the Fifth like a hundred times counts as atestimony.
EvanRachelWoodasCassidyHutchinson
Evan Rachel Wood can go from genuine to unnerving at the drop of a dime.
And how little they cared.
Which … yeah, ERW has some experience with that.
(If that can even be done.)
The scene would end with a close-up of Gosling contemplating whether to fetch the crowbar and go to town.
ChristianBaleasMikePence(formerVPandpotentialvictimofthegallows)
Lets keep the whole Christian Bale for veep campaign going post-Vice.
I want all the prosthetics!
I wanna see Bale do that weird tongue-and-lip thing he does when attempting American accents!
You heard it here first.
JohnGoodmanasDonaldTrump
John Goodman would probably never do this, but, remember, this is adream.
But that would be the public-facing version of the menace.
But thats what therapists are for.
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