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The greatest sequel ever made?
A thrilling car chase.
A tantalizing flashback that explainseverything.The return of a beloved character.
So who is the greatest character to come out of a sequel?
It would have been easy to make Jones a copy of fellow supernatural pirate Captain Barbossa.
But Verbinski instead gave us a tentacle-headed monster helming a crew of the slowly rotting damned.
Its creepy and weird and makes you realize that this is the guy who directedThe RingandA Cure for Wellness.
Bill Nighys performance, like Geoffry Rushs as Barbossa, is both terrifying and weirdly captivating.
It is my favorite movie quote.
Just thinking about Fat Bastard fills me with longing.
Theres thematic power in Banes aesthetic too.
But then he sticks around and the character deepens.
I made him more vulnerable.
I made himneedy,the actor told Vulture in 2020.
(BothDont overlook my buttandSee you real soonwere ad-libbed.)
Of course it makes sense that he would eventually join Bill and Ted as the bassist for Wyld Stallyns.
Shes comfortable in her fake latex skin, and shes a final girl!
Yes,the one with the talking velociraptor.
Does director Joe Johnston use liberal amounts of mist andJaws-inspired suspense tactics to compensate for some fledgling CG effects?
When the franchise returned, guess which dinos got the honor of inflicting mass chaos during the parks evacuation?
That has never been clearer than inDoctor Sleep, the 42-years-later sequel to Stanley Kubricks classicThe Shining.
She spends pretty much her entire performance strutting around in incredibly high heels and whispering seductively into a microphone.
That would be Suki (Devon Aoki)s pink Honda S2000.
In her former life, she was Johnny Tran (Rick Yune)s ride.
She wore black then.
), all of it toxic, that its no wonder she skipped town.
Melvin Backman
Han,The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
He died not once buttwiceonscreen.
And the benevolent god marionette-ing the F&F universe (Chris Morgan) still brought him back.
One could argue fans anticipation of Hans return fueled (heh) this franchise as much as anything else.
Its monotonous, repetitive, and honestly … gag-worthy.
Anyway, who cares about these men(?).
The whole pride of the lion world is supposed to be its lionesses.
Because, see, she RUNS the Outlands, a.k.a.
She is also Kovu, Nuka, and their sister Vitanis mother.
Its quite the lions den.
Now does she win her/Scars war?
Well, this is (straight-to-video) Disney so … no.
But she DID win my heart with this most menacing lullaby/battle cry.
You cant keep a bad bitch down.
Dee Lockett
The Bash Brothers,D2: The Mighty Ducks
Because nothing screams America!
The proto-himbos our preteen selves deserved!R.H.
They may sound menacing, but theres one small problem: Babies!!!
Theyre BABIES!!!!
?,a classic Turtles zinger).
Instead, he meets a sassy puppet that completely owns his whiny ass.
She, like any of us basic bitches at brunch, wants eggs.
Joanna bungles some jobs and technically kills the villain she serves, but thats what makes her great.
She has her own agenda.
Yeah, yeah,10 Cloverfield Laneis a pseudo-sequel.
Ill take a thousand moreCloverfields, yo.
and Youre one shirt away from Carlton, motherfucker.
Its not just dialogue either.
On multiple occasions, Rama generates visceral laughs with little more than an arched eyebrow and a deadpan glare.
James Bond ever faced is maddeningly tricky to kill.
But the less we see of Blofeld, the more evil he is.
The pairing of Anthony Dawsons hands and Eric Pohlmanns voice inFrom Russia With LoveandThunderballwere what first defined him.
Opening with, Attention, parents, shut your pieholes!
