Winter House
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Ugh, is that Austen Kroll and his too-large tongue littering up my television screen?
Its his tie-dyed hoodies and trucker caps.
Its the way he always orders some kind of craft-brewed IPA.
Its how he wont actually break up with a woman even though he has no interest in pursuing her.
God, I hate myself.
The first thing he starts with is that there is a girl in Charleston hes interested in.
Then theres the big reveal.
Oh, its actually just Olivia.
Yes, the same limp-haired blonde that he was orbiting by producers decree during themost recent season ofSouthern Charm.
This is the relationship hes talking about?
They dont even seem to like each other.
They havent even spent that much time together and they filmed a whole season of a show.
The real winners of this exercise are Kory and Jessica, who we learn some really crazy things about.
Then we hear that Jessica once hooked up not just with brothers, but withtwinbrothers.
Jessica then tells Kyle, Dont spread that around.
Sister, you said that with a microphone on while on-camera.
Do you still not know how a reality show works?
Do they have these in the metaverse where you sell all of that real estate?
Waiting for him there is Jessica, who he knows he has to have a talk with.
They sit down and she says she wants to explain how she feels.
He asks her, When youre done, can I say something too?
No, she tells him.
And for a minute, I thought,Yeah, let Luke speak.
This should be a conversation.
But then I thought deeper than the music.
Weve been letting men talk for millennia and look where weve ended up.
[Holds for righteous applause.]
What more could you ask for in a dude.
Wait, these people are going to drink in the middle of the day in their sweaty workout clothes?
Theyre going to do burpees in a distillery?
That is true, but no one needed to do that while threatening to defenestrate him.
(There is no way Craig knows whatdefenestratemeans, and you gals and gays better not tell him.)
I mean, these two just hate each other, right?
Yeah, thats what I thought.
Maybe the Amazon boxes for two different parties got confused?
