Winter House
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I would like to report a hostage situation.
Yes, I know this is life-threatening and could cause a catastrophic ecological collapse.
hey send help immediately.
Reader, let me tell you, help never arrives.
You know, the average episode with our lovable himbos and gorgeous gigglers.
This is a very valid gripe.
I am also on Lindsays side here.
There is no handbook for this and she is doing the best she can.
Um, is he just mad that he didnt get any clout off the back of Lindsays miscarriage?
That doesnt sound like our Jason, but maybe?
Lindsay tells him that she has no control over who the press contacts.
See, this is how false narratives spread.
No one says they slept together; Austen says shetriedby putting her hand on his dick.
Touching a rod is the new finger-banging, by the way.
I just learned that on Sniffies.
No one because none of them exist.
It is not a good week for Jess.
My husband didnt say he loved me until oursecondChristmas together.
Kory is not making it any better.
He tells her that makes no sense, butah doy!
!of course this is exactly what he will do to her as soon as she gets home.
We can all say that Jess is crazy, but shes crazy like a fox tail mocktail.
As for the other new couple in the house, Jason and Rachel are moving along slowly but nicely.
It is clear that nothing happened.
Both say it didnt happen.
That last one does not seem like the love that they share.
Are they hiding something?
Is it Carls third ball?
When shes drunk, Ciara starts talking to Luke and Austen about it.
Luke thinks theyre in love, and Ciara says she thinks thats odd.
Then she forces Austen to tell Luke about the D touch.
But its Ciara who is keeping it going and ensuring it will reach Lindsay.
Cause she hates her!
Okay, maybe not.
She says, We dont have a relationship, but where I come from, we call that hate.
The whole gang heads to a bar so cavernous that it has an indoor cornhole court.
She accepts his apology gracefully enough, but she already knows he blabbed.
Now hes apologizing for something and already broke the trust of the apology.
Austen is like a computer born without Intel inside.
Theyre asking for a blow up.
They demand a blow up, but the new sober, deactivated Lindsay isnt giving it to them.
I guess well see next week when someone finally spills Carls beans.
