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Im surprised Lisa Rinna didnt venture to inject this episode into her face because it is filler.

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It felt like all foreplay and no climax.

But it did not.

I guess Kyle and Amanda arent the only two on Team Blue Balls.

Why does she think that?

Because they arent giving her enough compliments.

This girl said Jess could use her bathroomwhenever she wants what could be more welcoming?

Maybe she should think about her life choices if she is hearing this from multiple people.

What is Jess doing thats even worse than me?

She admits she doesnt ask people a lot of questions.

Well, that is a good place to start, Jess.

The main action of the episode, though, is not about Jess but about her doppelganger Lindsay.

And she wonders why girls hate her?)

We then get corroboration from Jason that this is Lindsays go-to move.

And why shouldnt it be?

Nothing moves the night along like a hand on the old Stowe ski pole.

The problem with this is the timing.

(I would pay 27 Larsa Pippens to watch that OnlyFans.)

(Lindsay crying because she wants everyone to know the love she feels?

Doesnt she know there is a cost of living crisis?)

I really should have thought this metaphor out until the end.

I have an alternative theory.

Im sure the producers also had no small part in them addressing it for the camera.

In case it wasnt clear, those best friends are the cameras.

But once again, here is another conversation we have to wait for him to have next week.

But she had a secret weapon.

Ugh, the heterosexuality knows no bounds.

I sort of love these fun events, though.

But I love to watch them having fun.

But dont worry: There is confrontation on the horizon.

Wait, does that mean no one at the dinner table is drinking?

(Sorry, this is a joke for the olds.)

But were going to have to wait for next week for the action.