Winter House
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Why is this show putting me in a moral quandary?
(The ones in his needlessly distressed shirt!
What did you think I was talking about?)
This house isnt just trashed, its in absolute tatters, hanging on by a thread.
The inside of this house looks like Americas reputation on January 7.
Even Ciaras bed looked at the house and was like, you should probably take a shower.
Im 34 years old and I have plenty of money, he says.
I go on vacation and someone cleans for me.
That is exactly the point.
you could play beer pong.
you might take stupid pictures with your friends.
you’ve got the option to wait until Kyle passes out and then draw things on his face.
you could pee off the deck and watch the snow melt in dribbles two stories below.
Those are just a few simple suggestions.
Amanda says, I am over the broken glass.
Dance on the tables.
Do what you want, but stop taking it out on the stemware.
Someone is going to step on that.
If they dont have shoes on, that is a trip to the emergency room.
If they do, that is ruining their shoes or the floor or both.
If were not going to trash the house, its going to be a boring trip.
He then goes over and tells Amanda she looks silly for picking up the glass.
Because she cares about everyone else in the house?
Because she wants Bravo to get their deposit on the house back?
(Yeah, good luck with that.)
Just let Amanda clean up if she wants to.
What is wrong with him?
Why is he always counting his money in public?
And why is he spending so much?
The pillow billions cant be all that.
Other than Craig, we got some little fun plot points along the way.
Rachel and Jason seem to have a bit of a spark going on.
Jessica seems to not know a lot of things, includinghow she sells real estate in the metaverse.
Speaking of Jessica, the other big story of the episode is about her and Luke.
Is this a good investment?
Making out with Luke makes way more sense than DogeCoin ever will.
Im being flip about this when I shouldnt be.
As the episode progresses, Luke keeps sitting next to Jess at dinner.
He drapes his hand over her leg.
He comes up behind her and massages her.
Someone needed to give him a signal to spare Jess, because he wasnt picking up on it himself.
Sadly, that person had to be Craig.
Thats like asking, Have you ever walked into a Dominos and not eaten every single pizza in there?
Of course I havent, because I am a human and know how to control myself.
(Well, mostly.
I wouldnt leave me alone with your weed and Girl Scout cookies.)
Then the evening descends into complete chaos.
(Since when is there a shouty bro fight and Kyle has nothing to do with it?)
Luke wants to think that he is a good guy who wasnt harassing the girls.
Luke makes the decision for everyone and packs up the car and I am left with so many questions.
Is he really gone?
Will we miss him?
Will the show be better when Austen finally shows up?
And where the hell are the Toms?
And Carl and Lindsay?
